Panning Labyrinth

On paper, Labyrinth sounds like a stupid movie. It's a musical. That's gay. Most of the characters in it are Muppets. Lame. The bad guy is played by David Bowie. Weird. And Jenifer Connolly is in it, but she doesn't show her boobs or go ass-to-ass. Then why bother? I shouldn't enjoy this movie, but I do.

There is one thing I don't like about this movie: David Bowie's crotch. Bowie's Bulge is one the scariest things I have ever seen. To this day the Goblin King's crotch chases me in my nightmares. I was curious to find out how they achieved such a frightening thing. Here's what my research yielded.